Chapter 8   Pass Go, Collect 200 Dollars

In Chapter 8 of Electionopoly, the game entered its climactic stage, mirroring the final push of a real-life election campaign. 

This phase was akin to the moment in Monopoly when a player passes Go and gains a significant boost In this case, a surge of resources, support, or crucial victories that could turn the tide of the election.

Donald Trump, revitalized from his recent Supreme Court victory, which affirmed his immunity as a former President, approached this phase with renewed vigor.

On the board, this win was represented by a significant increase in support tokens congregating around his properties, symbolizing a boost in voter confidence and enthusiasm.

The Supreme Court decision was a pivotal moment, galvanizing his MAGA base and swaying some undecided voters. It provided another momentum shift, allowing his campaign to ramp up efforts in critical swing states.

The Unknown Candidate, the uniparty puppet, responded to this development with the usual lack of agility. Recognizing the shift in momentum, they redoubled their efforts to connect with voters on key issues like healthcare and the economy. Their townhalls were duds.

They could only lie about inflation and the economy. When you go to the grocery store every week and see prices increase every week and an old worn out puppet like joe biden tells you things are getting better and inflation is going down you feel like pukeing on his icecream cone, if you know what I mean.


The electionopoly board showed their token rapidly mobilizing resources, symbolized by a flurry of activity and the construction of new campaign structures. They focused on advertising until the average voter was irritated to the extreme by ads.

Every 5 minutes you hear some bozo telling you why you should vote for niki haley or some other uniparty puppet.

In south carolina the mantra over and over is niki haley is rooted in sc.

Rooted like a weed that won't go away!

Their initiatives and digital manipulation outreach was aiming to counter Trump's surge by manipulating voter opinions  and appealing to the undecided electorate.

Pac money was flowing like water.

Deep State, observing these developments, continued their subtle manipulations.  15 plus intel agencies were hard at work trying to steal the election.

On the board, their token strategically influenced the media and public opinion cards, impacting how the other players' moves were perceived by the electorate tokens but only to a minimum.

The fake news media bubble had burst again.

As the players passed the symbolic 'Go' square, some uniparty puppets received a small boost, depicted by an minimal influx of campaign funds and support tokens. This influx represented endorsements and media attention.

To little to late. The die was cast.

MAGA was on top.

Key moments and turning points emerged during this period. For President Trump, a series of successful rallies in key battleground states, coupled with his Supreme Court victory, solidified his position. These events were shown on the board as his token acquiring more support tokens, indicating a strengthening of his campaign in these critical areas.


For The Unknown Candidate, a fading pivotal moment came in the form of a viral social media campaign that didn't resonated with younger voters. This campaign, represented by a unique token placed on the board, drew almost no support, illustrating the impact of digital engagement in modern politics only works to a point if the cat is out of the bag if you know what I mean.

Deep State's influence was in the shadows, their token quietly shifted the dynamics of certain states voter roles, tipping the balance in subtle ways. Their role was less about direct confrontation and more about influencing the overall landscape of the game. 

Time to get the voting machines ready to be manipulated in the middle of the night etc.


As Chapter 8 drew to a close the race was NOT tightening, MAGA was in control and President Trump was in a solid position to win the election unless the deep state stole the election again.

The players were poised for the final stretch, with the electorate tokens aligning with their chosen candidates. The outcome of the game was still uncertain, and the final moves would be decisive in this high-stakes race of Electionopoly.

Would President Trump be reelected?