A Very Funny Offbeat Family Story With A Suprise Political Ending.
Chapter 1: The Dolittle Dilemma - Introducing the very unique Dolittle family and their daily life.
Chapter 2: Donothing's Day Off - Exploring the lazy yet lovable antics of Donothing on his day of relaxation.
Chapter 3: Dangthang's Daring Dream - Dangthang goes on an adventurous journey fueled by a wild dream of buying a winning lotto ticket.
Chapter 4: Dohickie's Delightful Discovery - A discovery by Dohickie leads to unexpected family fun.
Chapter 5: Dodaddy's Day to Shine - Dodaddy takes center stage, showing off talents the family never knew he had.
Chapter 6: Domomma's Magical Moment - A heartwarming chapter focusing on Domomma and her nurturing spirit.
Chapter 7: Dufus, the Genius Canine - The spotlight on Dufus as he demonstrates why he's considered the smartest dog in the world with an IQ of over 200.
Chapter 8: The Great Dolittle Get-Together - A family gathering filled with fun, laughter, and love operating their hotdog stand for a day of free food to the public.
Chapter 9: The Mystery of the Missing car keys - A humorous family detective story with Dufus, who has the ability to text his family leading the investigation into the missing car keys.
Chapter 10: The Dolittle Family goes on the campaign trail - Where the dolittle family starts working for the political campaign of niki haley. Niki haley puts dotell in charge of operation switch the vote.
Chapter 10 Alternate Ending: Dufus and the Election Revolution
Prologue
This story was written using modified AI ideas by Palette Pioneer (Author).
All the character names were created by Palette Pioneer and chapter titles were modified by Palette Pioneer.
In the chapter 10 outline I told the artificial intelligence to make Dufus, the dog, a political consultant.
AI wrote this part.
"Dufus's role became increasingly crucial, his intelligence proving to be an asset in understanding and navigating the complex political landscape.
However, one of her most unexpected consultants was Dufus. Using his dogtap shortpaw, Dufus communicated his insights on neighborhood sentiments and strategies.
The outcome of the campaign hinged on Dufus's contributions, showcasing the unexpected impact one smart dog could have on the world of politics."
Remember Dufus is a dog.
AI treated the dog like it was a person and praised his efforts.
Dorag Goes To DC has more than one dufus and the others really are a dufuses.
For those of you in Reo Linda, as Rush Limbaugh use to say. A dufus isn't a doohicke, or thing a ma bob but a name for a stupid, incompetent or foolish person.
In my story Dorag Goes To DC, the noun Dufus is a proper name for the wonderdog Dufus who just happens to have an IQ of over 200. :)
dufus
noun
du·fus
less common spelling of doofus or dufus
slang
: a stupid, incompetent, or foolish person
So what is dogtap shortpaw?
A clever mix of standard texting lingo and some dog-specific terms.
Here are some examples:
BRB - Bark Right Back
LOL - Lots Of Licks
OMDB - On My Dog Bed
BOL - Bark Out Loud
G2G - Got To Growl
PAW - Pawsitively Awesome Woof
K9Q - Canine Query
WUF - What's Up, Furfriends?
BTW - Bark To Woof
PUP - Please Update Paws
TTFN - Tail Wagging For Now
YLP - Yes, Let's Play
WAGS - Woofs And Good Sniffs
SNF - Sniffing New Finds
ZZZ - Zonked Zleepy Zog (Dog version of 'Sleeping Dog')
LTM - Listen To Me
IFI - I Found It
MNID - My Name Is Dufus
RML - Read My Lips
MAGA - Make America Great Again
These abbreviations makes Dufus's text messages quick and fun to read while also highlighting his unique canine perspective.
Incorporating political terms into Dufus's Dogtap Shortpaw texting abbreviations makes for some amusing and clever lingo.
Here are some examples:
POTUSB - President Of The United States Bark
DEB8 - Doggie Electoral Bark-ate
VOTEP - Very Overwhelmed Tail-wagging Election Pup
POLWOOF - Politics? Oh, Look, Woof!
CMPAWGN - Canine's Mighty Paw in Campaigning
DEMOCATZ - Democratic Cats (a playful take on Democrats)
REPOOB - Republican Pooch
SWINGB - Swing Bark (akin to swing state)
BARKus - Bark Caucus
CANIDATE - Canine Candidate
LEGISL8 - Legislating for Treats
ELECTRUFF - Election Ruffness
PAWLL - Political Paw Poll
SENATFUR - Senate Furrier (play on Senator)
BIPAWTISAN - Bipawtisan Efforts
Palette Pioneer Dogtap Shortpaw Texting Ideas.
NHIGTL - Niki haley is going to lose
NHIAD - Niki haley is a dufus
NHSSWGTR - Niki haley said she wasn't going to run again against President Trump
NHICOD- Niki haley is counting on democate voters in open primaries
NHIAPOW - Niki haley is a piece of work
BMNH - Bite me niki haley
NHISAF - Ninki haley is a fraud
NITTOGOOTR - Niki haley its time to get out of the race
NHDSC - Niki haley dog show campaign
FTN - Fetch this niki
VCCDC- Visit Captain Convey dot c oh m
How does Dufus the dog with an IQ of over 200 use texting?
Picture a dog sitting in front of a special dogtap shortpaw keyboard.
Dufus is tapping a dogtap shortpaw text message to you.
VCCDC
VCCDC
This is Dufus the wonderdog's cousin Dopooch, who is just an ordinary dog that can communicate via DopTap ShortPaw in a much more limited way than Dufus the wonderdog.
The ShortPaw code above means this;
LTM - Listen To Me.
FTN - Fetch This Niki
IFI - I Found It
FMN - Find My New Bone
If you Text the word DogPaw to the number 7777 on your cellphone this link is displayed.
Each of these buttons are labeled in DogTap ShortPaw Texting Abbreviations.
Each button is a voice recorded sound button.
For Instance the Text abbreviation VCCDC labled button speaks the words, "Visit Captain Convey Dot Com."
Dufus the wonder dog is seen Taping the VCCDC button in the above picture.
Some of the speech recorded in the sound buttons form complete sentences or statements.
For instance the purple button just to the right of Dufus the wonder dog's paw is labeled MS1.
This Means, My Statement 1.
In this recorded statement Dufus says, "Do you need me to help you fix something today.
Just ask if you do. I'm always available to help if you need me to."
Now Imagine a dog offering his help to you to figure out a problem. Dufus the wonder dog with an IQ of over 200, can work for you like an AI program to solve problems etc.
No wonder Niki Haley's campaign used Dufus as a campaign consultant. :)
A drifter who rides a mule and plays the guitar arrives in Dodge City to a surprise.
All the voices in this episode were redone by Palette Pioneer.
Simple-minded Weeb Pendle comes to Dodge riding on a mule.
He's promptly picked on by bullies.
The script was used again on this series March 9, 1958 and on the Gunsmoke television series on July 21, 1956.
A funny looking guy named Weed Pendle had arrived in Dodge City.
He was broke and had nothing in the world but his mule and his guitar.
When Short and Tyler found out that he had been in the army in the third Illinois Cavalry for the Yankees they made it their purpose to make Pendle’s life a misery but they went too far.
Short and Tiler think that Marshal Matt Dillon is out of town and decide to hang a yank named Pendle for a bit of fun.
However Matt turns up and puts a stop to it.
Pendle is actually from Texas but even so joined the Union army but only did what he was told to do.
Now the war long over he was simply a wanderer with his guitar but Matt fears that Short and Tiler are mean enough to kill him.
